5/11/2012

A Corporate Memorandum

Internal Memo:

To All Employee:

We at Solfest Capital strive to maintain a positive workplace environment.

We have implemented several employee morale incentives over the years and we continue to monitor the satisfaction of all our employee with our annual Employee Satisfaction Survey.

This years survey displayed some rather unique responses.

Such as:

If I don't get a trade soon I'm going to start baking kitten pies.

I feel the need to randomly moo at cars.

I have lined my office walls with aluminium foil to keep the genius in.

Now due to some corporate belt tightening here at Solfest Capital we are forthwith eliminating all our employee morale incentives and replacing them with this new and very expensive video.

This new program replaces all the old and apparently rather ineffective programs.

We are calling the new program, This Is It.

Thank You.

Your Enduring Leader

Solfest

8 comments:

TST said...

If I cant complain, I can comment..yes ?

Solfest said...

moo

Anonymous said...

I'm only here for some Canadian-baiting....

We only do research if it gives us the answers we like..?..

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/pushing-carbon-tax-cost-research-agency-its-funding-tories-confirm/article2432458/

As the kids would say, WTF?


Although the future of Canada seems to be in safe hands...

http://www.bloomberg.com/video/92663181/

L&W (If you couldn't tell).

Solfest said...

Thank you.

I have learned the error of my ways.

All carbon based life shall cease.

Oops.

Anonymous said...

Not necessary to preprare to be wrong :)

We must prepare ourself to be right...........but just have to accepted when we are wrong.

Trin Café said...

Where have you been?

P.S. hate the bloggers new prove your not a robot moderator.

- Trin

Trin Café said...

Where have you been?

P.S. hate the bloggers new prove your not a robot moderator.

- Trin

Solfest said...

I just sit here.