I am wrong.
Yes you heard me right, I Solfest am wrong.
I am wrong about oil.
Oil is bad.
Oil is killing us.
Alberta is killing Americans with our bad oil.
You my American neighbors can stop this senseless slaughter.
Just ask Elaine.
She'll tell you how.
So act now.
Circle the White House and demand your President stop this senseless slaughter before it's too late.
Oh, and good bye.
That doesn't look too difficult to learn.
I'm sure the next time America sends it's finest to the Middle East to "promote democracy" Elaine will be the first to sign up.
Although I could, once again, be wrong about that.