Showing posts with label gas prices. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gas prices. Show all posts

6/11/2008

Senate Republicans Defeat Oil Windfall Tax Measure

Dear Communists:

We the Democratic senators wish to apologize for those nasty hearings way back when. They were all the Republicans idea anyway. We have seen the error of our ways and now wish to embrace your political and economic way of life.

Yes we are somewhat concerned with the North Korean, Cuban, and Russian standard of living but we are willing to make sacrifices in order to ensure no oil companies make billions of dollars.

By the way before we commit fully to this new, we are all equal, way of life what is the price of gasoline in North Korea?

While your checking on that we will continue to ensure there is no drilling for oil on the ice or the water around here, and keep trying to convince those idiot Republicans to take the oil companies money and .. uh.. build windmills to .. ah.. lower the price of gasoline.

Thank you.

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6/05/2008

The Gas Prices We Deserve

"The Saudis aren't the only ones refusing to pump more oil."

Some interesting thoughts from Mr. George Will. Click the read more icon to get the whole story.


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5/12/2008

Oil Prices Are Up and Politicians Are Angry, Yawn

What can Washington do to reduce gas prices in the near term? The short answer, alas, is not much. While thepoliticians and oil executives accuse OPEC and wrap themselves with humongous financial packages. The ordinary people should take a different action, lock your cars and don't buy ask your employers to provide thetransportation.

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